Safari Diary

Specimen: Wild Lavender Cat

Habitat: Aloe plants

Diet: Cigarette butts, neighbors' arguments

Knows: That you leave the light on in the laundry room, did you think no-one would notice.

Don't take out your handkerchiefs; I don't wanna cry.

All you need to do to get one of these babies is to write a letter greatly exaggerating my academic performance and scholarly potential. It really is that simple.

Fly away, Skyline Pigeon

Don't let him drive the bus.

Santa Claus? Psh.

Come and keep your comrade warm.

A CD case.

Back view with an intruder.

The front of another case. Cardstock.

Here is the back. The needle puncture marks are awfully tacky. But it was a labor of love, so it's exempt from criticism.